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To The Bardos!

by Captain Squeegee

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Nicolas RESSOT
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Nicolas RESSOT Notre capitaine a sérieusement ralenti le tempo sur ce coup ! Il s'agit sans doute d'une évolution ''logique", en tout cas, il s'agit d'une évolution, preuve en est que le groupe ne se repose pas sur ses acquis (entre parenthèses, la pochette est magnifique !). Bref, comme pour les Pokemon, on attend la suite... Favorite track: The Farce 500-Million.
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released November 12, 2013

Produced, Engineered and Mixed by Bob Hoag
at Flying Blanket Recording, Mesa, AZ. Assisted by Elise Towery.
Mastered by Jason Livermore at the Blasting Room, Fort Collins, CO.
Artwork by Fabian Jimenez -
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Quirky, eccentric and high-energy, this psychedelic indie-rock group pushes the boundaries of music and theatrics.


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Track Name: The Key
I Sing, now with honesty
Because I Honestly believe...
The blind, they will finally see.
And if you don't just lend a listen to me... I'll be The Key
Track Name: The Factory
The world is flat
You must relax
Till the sun is back
But is that a fact?
The white is black
Here in the Factory
Cuz nobody asks...
Who's makin?...

There's a factor in tradition, call it lack of inquisition
No expedition of positions that are from another vision
One beyond the fact & fictional... and the choir, so predictable
So out of tune & 2-dimentional, too intentionally conventional Oh No... OH NO!

The World is flat
Just pay the tax
We are free at last
But is that a fact?
Hear the sharps go flat
Here in The Factory
While nobody asks...
Who's makin?

But Earth wasn't flat
Yeah, the man distracts
Just to hold you back...
Watch the puppets act
You're in The Factory
Production's fast, when we don't ask
And the liars laugh...
While the Masons stack the stone that masks...
Who's makin our...


There's a factor in tradition & religion, call it lack of re-cognition
No extradition of positions that are from a broader vision...
One beyond the priest & principal, from the music SO predictable
So out of touch & non-directional...
Too intentionally unforgettable.

Hypnosis is essential for keeping you professionally slaves.
Yeah we get paid, then forget that we are... Slaves.
Track Name: Dually Noted
I am not a weed I'm just an unloved flower
Was trying to be wheat, but then they'd harvest me!
Got to stay discreet so they don't know my power
I am not a weed but still this poison sprays on me...

But I will sing, still And it will pollinate the will...

If you make your note aloud than it is Sound
When they say you're not allowed it just a dare to turn it all around
Scribble down your notes, I'll bet their sound
Strike a chord or you're mumbling, suckered in, to think your feelings won't resound.

The guy who made the gun
And the boy who built the bomb
Did they know what they had done, do they burn for what's begun?
And if they don't it's surely justified by wars that we have won...
But now pretend that they had sung, just for fun, just for love

Would they invent still... A weapon or a song?


If you make your (note) a- (loud) then it is (sound)
When they say ("You're not allowed") it's just a...
Your notes were always sound!
Track Name: Seek
So what are you waiting for?
Or did you already give up?
On finding the cure, to the cancer that consumes what our bodies were for

Just ask & ye shall receive
But you've been asking for so long are you pleased?
The find is that ye must Seek!
And it was foolish just to wait for The Key

So now can you see how we are everything this isn't?
We must find, not just figure out why...
Cuz it was everything we couldn't define

Just Seek & you you'll find!
Just Seek & you'll rewind
Just speak while your word's divine!
Just Seek, and the world will find
Track Name: My Machine
It's been so long since I have truly slept
Upon the rare occasion I'll just play the fool & forget
The secret signaling subconsciousness
Reminding me my vehicle is limiting
Limiting my super-powers

In the head-quarters
That's where I'm chained
By the words & the time & this life

In My Machine
Stomping onward endlessly
Gears that spin so patiently
And aimlessly I fear

This is not the first time
This is not the first time
And dear God I'll be chanting that it may be the last
(Let this one be the last)
(Let this one be the last)

But this incarnation is doomed to repeat
In light of my malfunctions
And humanly defeats I repeat will repeat

Step back or forward
Either way you're still moving through time
Step back or forward
Either way you're still livin a life
Track Name: Shift Happens
The fabric of "reality" unravels
Into strings of Lydia's harmonic range & cosmic rays
Transmitting us this frequency of change
But are we listening?
Well you should hear-it it's encoded in these sound-waves...

So many thoughts & visions we have channeled
From old Lemuria, and the Astral Planes, and darkest days
that every civilization here has seen Is that what we must see?
Or can we break free? I think we'll break free!
I really think we're gonna...

Shift Happens, be it the poles or a paradigm
Shift happens, being black-holes prove a paradox in-time
Yeah, Shift Happens, be it romance or the end of it
Shift... it totally happens So you better shift or... be left behind!

What an exhausting journey we have traveled
From old Sumeria to outer-space
The Human Race, forgetting all of the knowledge in that place...
While The Annunaki presence still remains!

The Shift, it'll happen Beyond the poles & the politics
Shift Happens, while UFOs prove the history books are fixed
Yeah, Shift Happens, whether it's Man or the end of him
Shift... it totally happens. So you better shift or... be left behind!
Track Name: Interwoven
Far beyond the fabric, beneath my nervous smile
Hidden by the awkward mess of hair, and dirt, and skin
Buried by my muscles, embedded in my bones
Deep within my heart-cave, interwoven with my soul

Is where you reside Interwoven in my mind
I rely, on your presence to revive
And it seems you've been a part of me, from a time before this time
Before time, even, oddly, like our souls are intertwine

There's no single silence to prove our miracle...
It's a product of our thoughts, emotions, feelings
All in oneness fusing our two spirits into one.
Enlightening each-other, till we are brighter than the sun...

Where we reside, Interwoven in the light
I rely, on your presence to revive
And it seems you've been a part of me from a life before this life...
Before light, even, oddly, like are souls are intertwine

But you know that our bodies soon will fail us
And that ain't fair that it's more fragile than the mind
But if we leave them behind, in the same place & time...
Maybe in the next one you'll be easier to find?
Track Name: The Farce 500-Million
The system is concrete
There isn't room for adaptation or interest in unfolding...
Cuz we don't wanna hear the facts, unless their in our favor
Well I heard that "The Elite will fold, in their defeat"

The brainwash is discrete!
It's weird to think it was so easy, to warp our minds & mute our hearts
We know that we remember Truth, but lies just have more flavor...
Yeah, but once you taste The Truth, no you cannot retreat

It's a Farce to be reckoned with
A Farce to be reckoned with
A farce of a future & past that we've put up with
But The Farce now, it shall be reckoned with...

There's a battle on The Earth
And those not fighting are the army, fully loaded with automatic indifference & ADD
The entertainment/distaction's a WMD
There's guns in the church!?
Jesus he's be furious, he'd rip your chest & steal the soul...
In hope that he could hand it off to a body that deserves it & learns that...
He at least knows what it's worth


If you'd like to rule the world, with a simple death-by-step procedure...
All you'd have to do is birth a war, so when it wages you can win it...
Most heroically, with superior technology
Then unite humanity with 1 ideology & 1 currency

Just put a country on some holy land
And bases in the boundaries of...
A people pr-enraged between the oil & beliefs
So easily justified by holocaust & false-flag terrorist attacks...
Concealing every holocaust you've run & left alone & HOPE TO HAVE!
Just use "The Farce-500,000,000"...
Providing the solution to population problems & projections for The Earth.
That way the planet could regenerate, while oceans rise to the occasion
With a more manageable population, both micro-chipped & weak!

Yes, In God we'll trust
But in "Them" we believe...
The "Annuit Coeptis"
"Novus Ordo Seclorum"
Track Name: Inevitable
Only more inevitable, the more we say it's impossible
Only more inevitable, the more we say it's improbable

Over-contemplating turned us complicating
Now we stand to the north of nowhere
I'm over our parading, it isn't vindicating
Cuz we'll march out of time over & over

Only more Inevitable, when we proclaim what is possible
Only more Inevitable, the Titanic was so unsinkable

Why are we debating? ...The question keeps remaining
Must I wait for your ego to expire?
While we were masturbating the bomb was armed & waiting...
Now all I know is we will burn in the same fire!

Only more Inevitable
Nature's wrath... so unavoidable

Nothing is impossible, while everything is plausible
And when we manifest it's probable...
That the possible & causible, are singular when logical...
For 6-billion people, what do ya do with 7-billion people?

Only more Inevitable
(Only so preventable)
The dinosaurs were unstoppable
Only more Inevitable
The Titanic was so unsinkable

It's only more Inevitable..
Track Name: Anti-Matter
I see & smell, I taste & feel
But most of all I hear it...
While no one knows I hear it.
Five senses so intense but in reality are failing...
Cuz all I feel is waiting.

Till you to see it too
The same way that I do.
Then all would renew...
And we could synchronize our consciousness from different points of view.

And I saw a fantasy so real, but I couldn't make it matter
And boy ain't reality surreal, when nothing seems to matter

If you are not beside me then explain how I can feel you... and sing from here right to you?
So let's shut our eyes & block this cruelest fallacy of "distance" ...yeah all we'll do is listen

Till you see it too The same way that I do...


Now I see your face in front of me but I...
I still smell out possibility but we...
Now ya do ya taste our kiss, like it's reality?
Cuz I Do This touch I feel splits space & gravity, is it You?

But most of all I hear you
Though it's only Anti-Matter from our broken points of view...
Track Name: Mirror Images
I trapped myself again, locked in my mountain
Of habits & actions, my restricted sense of self begins within
I found the bars again, going to Mars again...
Did not get far again, I shut the door & locked my self in

I gotta get out of here
Just drop the dimensions & disappear
I gotta get out of here
Create a diversion & disappear
And disappear...

Please bring news from outside the boundaries of the mind
Who is the greatest "I", is there anyway to get outside?
Someone said out & in are mirror images
What then are accidents?
Do we manifest our lives in every sense?


The only way out is in.
Track Name: Cosmic Waltz
Are we evolving, or revolving?
In the circles we spin.
Resolving or dissolving?
In the infinite abyss that we swim.

Infinitely our paths, and positions
Are weaving a map, with little revisions.
Just decisions, divisions, and moments of peace
With the people we meet; so in-comprehensively random & brief.

Unsettled, I apologize.
For every look, and laugh, and touch, and kiss, and hug, and conversation that never realized
It's too hard to organize all the lives that I could have lead With the people we love, and didn't love, and could have loved, and should have loved instead. In a world heading steadily to it's end.

Are we evolving or revolving?
In the circles we spin.
Resolving or dissolving?
As our skyscrapers crumble in the wind

But now I'm sky-scraping too
Hoping to scrape of the blue
Maybe remove the moon
Murder midnight & noon
There must be something new for man to spin-in to...